22/08/2010

Headed over to Lerk Thai yesterday for dinner to celebrate my Mum's birthday with my brother.

Lerk Thai, as you can probably read and break up from the name, is a thai restaurant where chili and lemongrass are thrown into any dishes in bulk. Well, here's the kicker for the whole dinner, all of us had oral ulcers, and mine was at its peak of pain.

Ordered a set meal that would accommodate 3 people, I purposely chose the set with the least amount of chili or anything that would inflict pain to my already sore mouth and what I initially thought was that they would serve us a small bowl of Tom Yum Soup for the 3 of us to share like some Oliver Twist plot, where I would go up and ask for more and the manager would just slap me with squid or something, but I was wrong, each of us had an individual bowl of it, a bowl of pain.

Even without ulcers, drinking Tom Yum soup would actually make me gag a little because its a sick recipe created by some sadist chef in the royal kitchen in Thailand who probably wanted to burn the King's tongue but failed miserably.

So I very strategically placed the soup spoon and poured it in such a way that it would avoid the ulcer, which worked pretty well, went down the throat halfway and I started gagging on the soup, causing the remaining soup that are on the way down the throat, away from the ulcer, to start free roaming their way around my mouth, hitting every possible area in it. It was like my mouth died, went to hell for a few second and got brought back to life by a cup of cold water, and repeat the process every time. I was like a dumb kid who wouldn't learn.

Thank God the Tom Yum was the only torturous dining experience that night, the green curry was nothing, green curry is like easy mode. I could rub the green curry on my ulcer all day and the only thing I would do is tear a little, the Tom Yum will make me cry in a fetal position.

Original plan that night was to have a dinner at a crappy place, which turned out to be very painful for me, I gave the remainder of my pain soup to my brother, who gulped it down, and to go to a nice place for desert later at Max Brener, that didn't happen because apparently teenagers like to flood Esplanade Mall at night.

I don't like mingling with a load of teenagers my age, it makes me feel very young and it just reminds me of the fact that I lack a social life even more. (<- Once again, a joke that only alright when I say it. Can't emphasis on that enough)

Instead went to Billy Bomber, my Mum paid for the bill. Saved me some money that night I guess you shameless kid who decided to let your Mum pay for the desert that she didn't even order.... ON HER BIRTHDAY! Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!

17/08/2010

I am not one to judge others because I have no rights, and even when I do judge it's always jokingly, which is why I find it ridiculous when someone decides to be "angry" at somebody because everyone else is.

It makes no sense, since when did hating someone become something that everyone should do to fit in.

"He's such a rotten scumbag he should just rot in hell."

"Wow, what did he do to you?"

"Well, nothing in particular, just find him very rotten."

What the fuck is wrong with you? Why don't you join him in hell and check the temperature to see if its warm enough to burn there you freak.

13/08/2010

A few days ago, while I was playing Aion, my computer decided to force restart itself, thinking it was just like any other day when my laptop screws up for a while, I decided to let it rest a little, for like 5 minutes before switching it on again.


After that 5 minutes worth of rest, which was more than sufficient for me and my eyes, ever wondered why I don't need glasses, its because I am on the computer all day long, so I decided to switch the laptop on again and head back into my virtual reality life, which I know is extremely sad, I am a sad sad individual... short digress



I admit I have no life, but I get really pissed off when someone decides to call me someone with no life as a joke (but obviously as an insult for some reason, *cough* low self esteem problem *cough*) , screw you! it's only alright when I say it.


Back to the main story...


So I switch on my computer and headed back into Aion, a few minutes later the damn laptop restarted itself... again. Repeated the process of giving it a 5 minute break and switch it back on, which obviosuly was not a good idea because I am a freaking genius. It just decided to restart itself when I log into Aion to play.


At this point I realise it's a sign from God... he wants me to clean out the computer fan system thing.


God won't ask me to get a life... pfft~! He makes me know I have to get a life by introducing "friends" who like to insult me by telling me I don't have a life... God works in mysterious ways, who knew he would send me assholes to let me realise the level of pathetic my life is in... and if I don't listen to those assholes, he will send more of them to make my life even more pathetic.


I decided to unscrew the computer like the computer genius that I am, and in doing so broke my sticker warranty, which initially had 2 pieces at the back on the laptop, one of them melted away from the heat the laptop generated due to the excessive partying (<- its a punt, read "Haha~!" out loud) I do in virtual reality. You will only get that punt if you play online games.... by online games I mean those you spend hours and hours playing and wasting your life on.


The amount of dust accumulated on the fan is AMAZING, it's as thick as a cotton wipe... that is not wet, and as black as Snow White's hair, which I am positive is just a giant lump of black mass... hair as black as coal, skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood... sounds like a vampire to me.


Removed the amazing lump of dirt and the now I can start playing per-normal again. So awesome it is to not have a life.

09/08/2010

Reasons I have not been blogging lately is

1. There's nothing going on in my life that's worth any interest except.... Nope, nothing of interest.

2. There's nothing pissing me off to rant about.


The 2nd reason is something that inspires me to blog in my previous blog, my crazy obsession with Miley Cyrus and her crazy songs that involves a pole and some thrusting action.

But lately, I have been feeling a little piss off, it's not those type of pissed off feeling you get when someone takes a cup of water, pour it over your head, sprinkle a little flour and start kneading dough on your head kind of pissed off, it's more like a gradual feeling of annoyance that increases over time.

I just deleted a crap load of stuff I wrote out of anger because despite having this calm and innocent front, I actually have a lot of angst in me. You don't make knead dough on my head and then blame me when you forgot to add the yeast, I already lend you my head... be appreciative.

I don't like leaving angst filled blog post on this blog because it's just ugly and disgusting and bleah~... I am talking about the post, not the person who piss me off. I find it funny when people make fun of other people's facial feature when they themselves are like the epitome of that facial defect. Pot calling the kettle black.

Back to my joy filled self... remove that angst.

So anyway I guess that's all the edit I will need. Gonna play more Aion now.

And Happy National Day Singapore. 45 Years Old? I think she's 45.

She's 45 and she's not complaining, Singapore is such a beautiful country, even after getting her rights for owning gum taken away she still keeps quiet.... well she has to otherwise she will get canned.